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: yizoslag; November 1st, 2011

So today was a pretty normal day at work. Joked around with coworkers, got a little work done, had some me-time in my office, and had a boring ass board meeting.

However for some damn reason I had the worst boner of all time today! It started around 11 and stayed with me for the rest of my day at work. I mean this thing was incredible! Usually thinking about sports or something long and hard enough will calm the little guy down, but not today. He wasn't having any of my b.s. and made it known that he wanted some attention.

After a while of ignoring it, I couldn't take anymore of my throbbing member in my pants; calling me, telling me to play with him. I haven't had a boner like this since I was in my teens. A boner so hard that it actually hurt; so hard that it broke free from the constricting elastic band in my underwear several times! You know the trick guys do to hide a boner by placing your underwear band on top of it?

Yeah it was just that serious!

As I desperately tried to conceal my boner, I kept wondering if one of the castrating she-devils at my job had something to do with my sudden priapistic onslaught. Could they have possibly slipped a Viagra or viagra cialis online pharmacy pharmacy in my drink when I wasn't paying attention? My mind danced around that scenario all day until it was finally time to get out of there.

Most of the time I'll stay late to make sure my subordinates and interns are squared away with their work, but screw that! Today I was out of there like a lightning bolt leaving a trail of papers and precum in my wake! lmao! Okay I'm just joking, my papers were in a briefcase. lol. Is he joking, is he joking? Yeah I'm joking...

So yeah, I made my way back to the apartment where I finally spent some time with my little guy. Not sure why he was acting up today, but I damn sure know not to neglect him again. I swear it was like a crying child in the middle of a movie! Just remember guys, treat your little guy right or he'll turn on you in public! lol.

If you have some embarrassing erection stories, tell them here. We're a pretty open and accepting community. lol.

Later guys...

P.S. I guess I'll be bringing back the Cruise Spot of the Week segment. The overwhelming majority of you guys wanted it back. Stay tuned for that also.

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: yizoslag; October 29th, 2011

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Boner Pills: Hormonal Equality?

: yizoslag; May 24th, 2011

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Boner Pills: Hormonal Equality?

I've been huffing about birth control for the last month. Boring my friends with long-winded, booze breath rampages about how it's just "so unfair" that the medical world has yet to find a way to make we-don't-want-no-baby-sex an equal responsibility. And I get that, as adults, we should take account for ourselves, but it would be refreshing to know that if you forgot, they didn't, and Plan B wouldn't even cross your mind. Then today, it hit me. I have been so busy victimizing my own position that I never stopped to think about the complexities of the dude drug. Enter: The Boner Pill.

Boner Poppin' has become a joke amongst the men in my life. I've had my experience with dudes who experiment with cheap viagra (did you know that Bruce Springsteen is the spokesman for this little wonder doll?) and Levitra; [insert sexy Spanish comment here.] But today, I started to question the long-term turmoil of these pills. Could this be a case of hormonal equality? Now, granted any young spry who willingly chooses to take a boner pill has to consider the risks involved (twenty-somethings are not the ideal dick pill candidate), but what exactly are they?

Cialis works like pop rocks; it releases when you produce some juice. So, unless you're all "up to fuck", nothing is going to happen. My image of boner pills was that they had an unexpected mind of their own, like a guy could get an uncontrollable erection the next day at work. Not true. Apparently, Cialis activates in as quickly as 30 minutes, can last up to 46 hours, but leaves you in control. Levitra has a similar effect, but will only last 5 hours or so. Side affects of both pills are similar to birth control: nausea, muscle aches, upset stomach, dizziness, the list goes on. Oh, then just replace 'spotting' with 'Rhinitis' (the medical term for 'coke drip').

Now, the question is: why do men take boner pills?

Old men take dick pills (except Larry David) because they can't fuck anymore and that sucks, for both them and their sexual partners. They feel all emasculated and I imagine that the whole process works like menopause; at first you freak out, then you realize, it's just the way it is and get on with your gardening or whatever. But how safe is it inject our bodies with hormones like estrogen or testosterone when we don't always know how much we already have within us? A girl in my class talked about how her T.A used to inject the testosterone shots she was giving to her lab rats into her own face cream. It worked for her; testosterone made her feel 'sexy'. Hormone pills are dished out in diametric oppositions. Women are still supposed to be women, and men to be men. E for girls and T for boys... shouldn't we be more open about mixing this shit up?

Okay, so why do young men without erectile dysfunction take them? Is it the same reason why they stick their dicks in pudding or masturbate into a book shelf? Recreation? Curiosity? Experimentation? Or does the boner pill send a deeper message?

Dr. Marta Meana stated that, "the female body looks the same whether aroused or not. The male, without an erection, is announcing a lack of arousal." Potentially, a female is in a constant state of 'the promise' or 'suggestion' of sex, her body does not require an active signal to showcase her gendered sexuality. So, if men require a visible boner to showcase their readiness then the dick pill makes an obvious best friend, especially for those nights when illegal drugs have stunted the action. Is the boner pill really for the dude's pleasure or is it for his maleness, his social value? Hey wait, are straight men giving back with dick drugs?

We live a quick-fix society (heart you). Too drunk to fuck equals just fucked enough to take that pill. Question is, who's really amped to get all straight edge when it comes to sex?

Diagnosis of erectile dysfunction

: yizoslag; May 17th, 2011

The proper goal-oriented evaluation of a man proactive and complaining of erectile dysfunction requires a sympathetically elicited history, a focused physical examination and various carefully selected special investigations.

HISTORY

To obtain a clear history, it is important that the patient himself understands the distinction between loss of libido, erectile dysfunction and ejaculatory disturbance. This often may require some preliminary explanation. The onset, consistency and severity of the complaint need to be established. Recently, the development of self-administered symptom scores by O’Leary and colleagues and Rosen and colleagues have facilitated quantitative history-taking for erectile cheap cialis.

Because sexual function is intimately related to the appropriate response of the sexual partner, tactful enquiries need to be made concerning previous and on-going relationships, and the attitude of the partner towards the problem.

Underlying relationship problems are a common cause of erectile dysfunction, and this possibility needs to be tactfully explored in all cases. Although, by tradition, the question concerning the presence or absence of early morning erections has been proposed as a means to distinguish between psychogenic and organic erectile dysfunction, the value of this enquiry has recently been questioned.

Many normal individuals do not regularly wake up with early morning erections, although the presence of a positive history of a firm erection on waking would make organic erectile dysfunction less likely. Although these symptom scores are admirable in their own way, they in fact tend to focus on the functional component of erectile dysfunction rather than its impact on the quality of life of the sufferer. This issue has recently been addressed by Wagner and colleagues, who have attempted to quantify the impact of erectile dysfunction on the sufferer (Table III).

Table III Quality of life and erectile dysfunction

1. I feel frustrated because of my erection problem

2. My erection problem makes me feel depressed

3. I feel like less of a man because of my erection problem

4. I have lost confidence in my sexual ability

5. I worry that I won’t be able to get or keep an erection

6. My erection problem is always on my mind

7. I feel that I have lost control over my erections

8. I blame myself for my erection problem

9. I feel angry because of my erection problem

10. I worry about the future of my sex life

11. I have lost pleasure in sex because of my erection problem

12. I am embarrassed about my problem

13. I worry about being humiliated because of my problem

14. I try to avoid having sex

15. I feel different from other men because of my erection problem

16. I get less enjoyment out of life because of my erection problem

17. I feel guilty about my erection problem

18. I am afraid to ‘make the first move’ towards sex

19. I worry that my partner blames herself for my erection problem

20. I worry about letting her down because of my erection problem

21. I worry that I’m not satisfying her because of my erection problem

22. I worry that we are growing apart because of my erection problem

23. I worry that she is looking for someone else because of my erection problem

24. I feel that she blames me for my erection problem

25. I worry that she thinks I don’t want her because of my erection problem

26. I have trouble talking to her about my erection problem

27. My erection problem interferes with my daily activities

Reproduced with permission from Wagner et al., 1996

A careful drug history is particularly important as a considerable number of pharmacological agents are associated with the development of erectile dysfunction. Most potent in this respect are the agents used in the treatment of prostate cancer, such as LHRH analogues, which cause loss of libido and erectile dysfunction. Many other agents have less profound, but none the less significant, effects. Some of the more commonly encountered compounds implicated are listed in Table 6.

Antihypertensive agents, such as Î²-blockers and thiazide diuretics, are the most commonly implicated agents. Antidepressants, especially monoamine oxidase inhibitors and tricyclic compounds, are also common causes of erectile dysfunction. Serotonin reuptake inhibitors may not only cause erectile dysfunction, but also retard ejaculation.

The question of smoking and alcohol intake needs to be addressed. William Shakespeare himself noted that alcohol increases the desire, but diminishes sexual performance. Smoking should be strongly discouraged and, in some cases, the use of skin patches containing nicotine suggested.

Specific enquiry should be made concerning concomitant conditions, particularly those affecting the vascular or neurological systems such as angina, hypertension, diabetes mellitus, thyroid disease, renal failure or peripheral vascular disease. The presence of previous pelvic surgery should be ascertained and accurately documented.

Table 6

Major tranquilizers

phenothiazines, e.g. fluphenazine

chlorpromazine, promazine, mesoridazine

butyrophenones, e.g. haloperidol

thioxanthenes, e.g. thiothixene

Antidepressants

tricyclics, e.g. nortriptyline, amitriptyline,

calcium antagonists

desipramine, doxepin

monoamine oxidase (MAO) inhibitors, e.g.

isocarboxazide, phenelzine, tranylcypromine,

pargylene, procarbazine

lithium

Anxiolytics

benzodiazepines, e.g. chlordiazepoxide,

diazepam, chlorazepate

Anticholinergics

atropine

propantheline

benztropine

dimenhydrinate

diphenhydramine

estrogens

Cardiac

digoxin

lipid-lowering agents

Antikypertensives

diuretics, e.g. thiazides, spironolactone

vasodilators, e.g. hydralazine

central sympatholytics, e.g. methyldopa,

clonidine, reserpine

ganglion blockers, e.g. guanethidine, bethanidine

Î²-blockers, e.g. propranolol, metoprolol, atenolol

ACE inhibitors

Recreational drugs

alcohol

marijuana

amphetamines

barbiturates

nicotine

opiates

Antiandrogenics

cyproterone acetate

flutamide

bicalutamide

LHRH analogues

5Î±-reductase inhibitors

Miscellaneous

cimetidine

clofibrate

metoclopramide

baclofen

indomethacin

and many others